Shalom My Jews! I would like to say that I’m going to change my Newgrounds name to NoobJew666.
Noob, because I suck at games. Jew, because I’m in a Christian family, even those I don’t practice both of the religion . And 666, because I’m 5 and I like Devil and Zombies.
You: “ do you even believe in god? ”
I like to call him Jimmy, and no, I don’t believe in jimmy.
You: “ that means you're not really jew or a Christian. ”
But people call himself made up genders, and they don’t get shit. #PlzDon'tKillMe
So what's so bad about being a jew if you don’t believe in Jimmy or think the devil is cool?
But if Jimmy is real, then I’m going to heck withdouble hockey dicks.
You: “ gross. ”
Anyway, I want to change my name because the one I have is boring, and makes it easy for people to find me, IN THE INTERNET, NOT IN REAL LIFE. a woman likes a guy who is anonymous.
So I'll change it on 8/7/2020.
You: “ why not do it right now? ”
I want my fans to know I’m changing it so they won't get confused.
For now on, call me Jew...NoobJew666. * HONK HONK *
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