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I need help

Posted by NoobClock666 - April 15th, 2019


I got a new video game called Dead Rising for the xbox 360. I played dead rising 2 and I love that game but I never played the first game, I only played the demo but when I finally got the game at gamestop I was really excited but when I put the game in-


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You: “ why the hell are you telling me this? ”


don't interrupt me!

anyways when I put the game in and try to play it, I discovered


THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!


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You: “ god dammit, not this crap again! ”


This game sucks!!! It ficking sucks!!! It’s a shit load of fuck!!!!!!!


You: “ I know how much you hate smash bros but please don’t ruin dead rising. The game is amazing with all the weapons and zombies. ”


are you retarded or just plain stupid!!??


You: “ that was kind of mean, actually. ”


Dead rising is worst then smash bros!

I’m so pissed off at this pile of donkey dick!

this game sucks more dick then Moby Dick! And that the worst book I ever read!!


You: “ I don't understand why “ this thing suck dick “ is a insult, doesn’t anyone want a blow job? ”


You: “ but seriously, why do you hate this game is much? I don't see anything wrong with it. ”


This game is so fucking boring!!! All you do is look at a fucking loading screen!!! What kind of dumbass thinks loading screen is fun!!!??


You: “ WHAT!? that‘s why you hate the game!? That actually makes sense, I hate loading screen too but you have to be patient. You can’t hate a game that takes a while load, just wait. ”


I’m been waiting 2 hours in the loading screen and nothing happens!!!!


You: “ WHAT THE HELL!? 2 hours!? No! A game should not take that long! I don’t remember this game being that long. ”


I’m not lying, this is real


Actually the beginning of the game is okay, but when you get to this loading screen, the game sucks.

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You: “ is there something wrong with your game or it’s the xbox? ”


I don’t know. But I spend so much money on this!


You: “ how much? ”


$2.99


You: “ how poor are you!? ”


That’s not important, I need your help.


You: “ my help? ”


yes, you have to help me

but if you can’t help me, find someone that can


You: “ why should I? ”


If you help I will take back everything I said.


You: “ is the same thing happening in with the rest of your game? ”


No, only dead rising but I got a new copying but the same thing happen with the screen


Can please you help me?


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get it on pc i guess