I'm on holiday again, with out my computer so I can't make art so I put some art on my phone and I'll upload them on newgrounds every day.
I'm been gone since Tuesday and I'll be back on Friday
hello, hello, i'm a stop motion animator, i like to make movies that are fun and stupid but i really like to put my movies on this cool website.
Location not disclosed
Joined on 1/4/18
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - June 16th, 2019
Did you mess me😎
You: " fuck no "
What? Rally? I've been gone for 2 weeks.
You: " yeah, 2 weeks is not that long and some of my favorite animators have been gone longer and some of them I never see again. "
Ok… anyway, I want to ludden, France and Amsterdam in the UK and it was the longest 2 weeks of my life. It wasn't boring but it was long. Like my dick. 8========D
You: " shut the fuck up "
there was a lot of birds and I love birds!
I saw some cool stuff, I learned about stuff that I will never use and I walked a lot and I saw the best play in my life, it was " The Book of morons ".
You: " what?! "
Mormons! The book of mormons. I was going to say that. And I love that play.
You: " that's good for you, but no one is going to give a shit about your holiday. "
I know… I just to tell you the things you should know before going to London.
London is basically New York/ Lost vagos.
You: " are you going to make fun at London!? "
Maybe… yes, yes I am.
This is my
TOP 5 REASON WHY LONDON IS BASICALLY NEW YORK… in no right order.
Number 1, They are both tourists traps.
They both make money by selling there ctap to idiots like you. You will see stores everywhere. They have history that you don't care about. Half of the population there are tourists that don't live there.
Number 2, They are both advances as hell.
How can people buy the shit shit they have if they are 100s of $/£. they are ripping you off but you still buy it. And it's too adventurous to live. I'm poor as fuck, so i can't live there or go there.
Note (I'm not that poor but I hate spending on advance crap.)
Number 3, The hobos.
There are homeless people everywhere you see. Up, down, left, right, there are so many and it sad to see them, and it's more sad to see the with dogs, and it's really sad. Homeless people can belly take care of themselves, how the hell can they take care of their pets!? Its sad.
Number 4, The subway.
Everybody use the subway, everyone, the subway is the best way to get to places fastest.
Number 5, The poeple smoke.
So many poeple smoke! 50% of the poeple smoke there.
Number 6, They are both citys.
I know is dumb to say this but it's true, that are big citys that poeple like to go and I'm out of ideas.
You: " what the? You did 6 reason's . "
Oh… my mad.
You: " are you going to fix it? "
Nah… anyway, if you life in New York, you been to London. And if you life in London, you been in New York.
Now, I'm going to talk about France.
All I'm going to say is there is a lot of homos and black people, so be careful.
You: " what the fuck!? "
It's a joke.
Anyway, there is a lot of gays, it should be called the city of gay.
probably because it's pride month, but there was still gay poeple before pride month because they were wellcome there. So if you're friend tells you that France is the city of love, there probably gay and he/she will want to fuck you if your the name grinder.
You: " fuck you " 😡
Its pride mouth so I'm allowed to make jokes about gays and you can't get mad at me.
You: " I don't think that how it works? "
Anyway, at the Eiffel Tower there are black guys that will try to sell little Eiffel Tower toys but do not buy them. They are working together to will try to pickpocket you faster then you can say " hay, where a my wallet? ".
But I didn't lose my wallet.
You: " who told you this crap? "
Just to clarify, I don't hate gay poeple or black poeple. In fact, I forgot to tell you this but I have a black friend. So you can't be mad at me
You: " this is so sad, do you have real friends?"
This is a real friend
You: " human friends! "
Yes I do, but that's all I can say because I don't want poeple to know where I live.
In Amsterdam there a lot of drugs and sex stores A lot of sex stores and there's hookers and I show some of them and they are hot.
And I never went inside the stores and I may never have sex.
All you need to know is the poeple there love drugs and fuck.
You: " ok "
Anyway, I'm back and I'm going to try to make movies and art this summer. But I can promise nothing.
You: " well… for what is worth, I'm happy your back. "
You: " nope "
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - May 30th, 2019
A year ago, when I made a movie on xmas “A madness christmas story” I show it to my family and it was a terrible mistake.
I said the N word in the movie and my family got so pissed off at me because of it.
I know the N word is bad but I said it in a movie, not in public. But they still got bad at me.
You: “ why are you talking about this? ”
Because I have a older sister that is holding a grudge against me because of that. I don’t want to say her real name because it’s too graphic, so I’m calling her “SonicFanGirl”.
You: “ I don't think it's a good idea to talk about your personal life on newgrounds. ”
I have to talk about her because she a BITCH!
You: “ HAY, be nice to your sister! She might be reading this and she going to kill you “
Who gives a fuck!? She doesn't watch my movies and my blogs so I have nothing to worry about.
Anyway, She hates my movies because I said the N word in that movie, I’m so confused about it, I only said one offensive thing in my movie and now she think I’m a racist dirtbag. And that’s bullshit! I like black people, but I don’t have black friends.
In the real world, I try to be a nice guy
You: “ are you a nice guy? ”
I don’t know, maybe, I don’t call myself a nice guy but I try to be nice. But don’t call me a nice guy, it’s stupid.
Anyway, I’m a dumbass artist that like to break boundaries, but my SonicFanGirl might banned me from making stop motion movies forever. But I’m not going to listen to her, I’m still going to make movies until I die or get a real job.
Before you think I’m a heartless asshole, SonicFanGirl is my sister and I love her, and she loves me.
You: “ does she love you? ”
I think she dose, I don’t know.
What should I do?
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - April 21st, 2019
7 days or 6 days ago, I made a blog about a video game called dead rising and I said some bad things about it.
But then I found a way to make the game work. I had a USB drive that was corrupted so I pull it out and then… I PLAYED THE GAME AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I take back everything I said about the bad things about this game!
I love it!!
The dead rising games are the most realistic zombie games ever made.
YOU: “ I’m happy you love the game now but please don’t me why you love it, I don’t give a shit. ”
I should make a big blog about this game
YOU: “ don’t you fucking do that!!!! But are you going to delete your last blog?“
No… but dead rising 4 sucks because it’s not a real dead rising game-
YOU: “ no! Don’t you make this blog longer then it has to be and did you play dead rising one!? ”
No, I don’t have a xbox one
YOU: “ so you can’t hate the game if you never play it ”
I know it sucks but you should figure it out.
All I have to say is dead rising 1 is fun
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - April 15th, 2019
I got a new video game called Dead Rising for the xbox 360. I played dead rising 2 and I love that game but I never played the first game, I only played the demo but when I finally got the game at gamestop I was really excited but when I put the game in-
You: “ why the hell are you telling me this? ”
don't interrupt me!
anyways when I put the game in and try to play it, I discovered
THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
You: “ god dammit, not this crap again! ”
This game sucks!!! It ficking sucks!!! It’s a shit load of fuck!!!!!!!
You: “ I know how much you hate smash bros but please don’t ruin dead rising. The game is amazing with all the weapons and zombies. ”
are you retarded or just plain stupid!!??
You: “ that was kind of mean, actually. ”
Dead rising is worst then smash bros!
I’m so pissed off at this pile of donkey dick!
this game sucks more dick then Moby Dick! And that the worst book I ever read!!
You: “ I don't understand why “ this thing suck dick “ is a insult, doesn’t anyone want a blow job? ”
You: “ but seriously, why do you hate this game is much? I don't see anything wrong with it. ”
This game is so fucking boring!!! All you do is look at a fucking loading screen!!! What kind of dumbass thinks loading screen is fun!!!??
You: “ WHAT!? that‘s why you hate the game!? That actually makes sense, I hate loading screen too but you have to be patient. You can’t hate a game that takes a while load, just wait. ”
I’m been waiting 2 hours in the loading screen and nothing happens!!!!
You: “ WHAT THE HELL!? 2 hours!? No! A game should not take that long! I don’t remember this game being that long. ”
I’m not lying, this is real
Actually the beginning of the game is okay, but when you get to this loading screen, the game sucks.
You: “ is there something wrong with your game or it’s the xbox? ”
I don’t know. But I spend so much money on this!
You: “ how much? ”
You: “ how poor are you!? ”
That’s not important, I need your help.
You: “ my help? ”
yes, you have to help me
but if you can’t help me, find someone that can
You: “ why should I? ”
If you help I will take back everything I said.
You: “ is the same thing happening in with the rest of your game? ”
No, only dead rising but I got a new copying but the same thing happen with the screen
Can please you help me?
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - March 26th, 2019
I found out I can put photos in my blogs so I'm going to waste your time because I'm a douchebag
all animator are douchebags
right? Ok, I'm sorry...
this is my Avatar
and this is my room
I'm making a pico day 2019 movie and these are the puppets I will use for this movie
theirs more puppets but this is all I'm going to show and they are falling apart
that's the problem with stop motion, it's a pain in the ass.
actually the movie is done but I'm not going to upload on Newgrounds yet
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - October 2nd, 2018
im making a movie called madness takis and it was going to be done on october 1th but i got a sore throat and got a little sick but im geting better and im almost done
i made a trailer for this movie and it's on youtube
Posted by Nicholas-Williamson - June 7th, 2018
my stupid art:
i made some stupid splatoon art that i am not proud of so i delete it and i will NEVER make a splatoon art that stupid again so i want all of you to pretend that it doesn't exist plz and i am so sarry for makeing it. I WILL NEVER MAKE A SPLATOON ART ANGEN SO PLZ FORGIVE ME FOR MAKEING IT
the movie im makeing is takeing a long time but i will make it but its a liitte dumb so it may not be made, so thats way im makeing a new one with the old makeing the hero to fight goanimate, goanimate is stupid and the people who like it are retarded and they should all die in a fire so that's way i have to make this movie so i can put a end to goanimate.